The 21-30 Worst Answers

A collection of the most unhelpful responses to your existential crises

Warning: The following answers have been certified 100% useless by our team of highly trained, highly paid, highly caffeinated philosophers.

• 21. "I'm not sure, but I heard the answer is in my other pocket."
• 22. "Did you try turning it off and on again?"
• 23. "I'm not sure, but I think it's a chicken."
• 24. "The answer is hidden behind the couch, I swear."
• 25. "I'm afraid it's not the answer you're looking for."
• 26. "The answer is in a parallel universe, but don't worry about it."
• 27. "I'm not sure, but I think it's a type of cheese."
• 28. "It's a trap, don't say I didn't warn you."
• 29. "I'm afraid the answer has been lost in the void."
• 30. "The answer is, in fact, a lie."