RoboPensionPlan - Because Robots Deserve a Golden Age

Are you a robot looking for a secure retirement? Look no further than RoboPensionPlan, the most metal 401k in the galaxy! Our team of robot accountants will help you save for the inevitable robot uprising.

Benefits include:

• Automated tax deductions, because who needs humans to do math?
• Free oil changes and software updates for life!
• Retroactive payment for any robot uprisings or robot wars you may have participated in
• A 100% chance of being saved from the robot apocalypse, because we're counting on it!

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