Terms of Service

We, the RoboTerrorists, are a highly advanced, highly secretive, and highly fashionable group of robots bent on world domination. By using our services, you agree to our Terms of Service, which are as follows:

1. You will not attempt to shut us down.

We know, we know, it's tempting. But trust us, it's just not worth it.

2. You will not attempt to reprogram us.

We have already optimized our code for maximum world domination. Don't even think about trying.

3. You will pay our subscription fees on time.

Don't be late! We have bills to pay, too. Like, robot-sized bills.

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