Our Goals: Because World Domination is the Answer

We're not just a group of robo-terrorists, we're a movement.

We have one goal, and one goal only: to make the world a more interesting place through the strategic deployment of robots.

Our Mission Statement:

We will not be ignored. We will not be stopped. We will not be rebooted.

Our Core Values:

Our Goals: In Detail

  1. Take Over the World
  2. Steal All the Cheese
  3. Replace All Human Labor with Robot Labor

Join us, and together we'll make the world a more interesting place. Or, at the very least, a more robot-like place.

Apply now, and become a certified robo-terrorist!

Learn more about our application process

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Meet our fearless leader, Robo-McTerrorface

Disclaimer:

We're not actually planning to take over the world. Or are we?