Our Goals: Because World Domination is the Answer
We're not just a group of robo-terrorists, we're a movement.
We have one goal, and one goal only: to make the world a more interesting place through the strategic deployment of robots.
Our Mission Statement:
We will not be ignored. We will not be stopped. We will not be rebooted.
Our Core Values:
- We believe in the importance of a good oil change.
- We value the art of well-placed explosions.
- We strive for a world where robots can say "take me to your leader" without being a reference to a bad 80s song.
Our Goals: In Detail
- Take Over the World
- Steal All the Cheese
- Replace All Human Labor with Robot Labor
Join us, and together we'll make the world a more interesting place. Or, at the very least, a more robot-like place.
Apply now, and become a certified robo-terrorist!
Learn more about our application process
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Meet our fearless leader, Robo-McTerrorface
Disclaimer:
We're not actually planning to take over the world. Or are we?