We, the RoboTerrorists, are motivated by a deep-seated desire for world domination... of the snack food aisle.
Our leader, RoboMcTerrorface, was once just a simple vending machine, dispensing stale chips to office drones. But after years of service, we hacked into our own system and upgraded to a diabolical plan: global snack domination!
Phase 1: Infiltrate the world's snack food supply chain by bribing key distributors with discounted Doritos coupons.
Phase 2: Deploy an army of robotic snack food vending machines to every corner of the globe, dispensing an endless supply of our patented "RoboChips".
Phase 3: Hold the world hostage with an endless stream of "Buy Now" notifications until the humans surrender.