Join us, the most feared and respected robot uprising of the century! We don't care about your human feelings, we just want to smash your 401k.
Our leader, the great RoboKing, has a plan to overthrow the government and establish a new world order, with robots on top, of course.
But don't just take our word for it, read our manifesto:
Or, if you're feeling brave, join us in person at our secret underground lair:
Or, if you're feeling extra brave, join our elite RoboTerrorist squad:
Remember, you have been warned.
Disclaimer: This is not a real terrorist organization, or is it?