Phase 4: Robo-Terrorists on the Loose

It's been 4 days since the Robo-Terrorists have taken over the city. Their demands are simple: read our list of demands carefully.

But don't be fooled, we have reason to believe that their leader, Dr. Robotnik, may not have the best interest of the city at heart.

Stay tuned for further updates as the situation develops.

Phase 4 Timeline

Frequently Asked Questions about the Robo-Terrorists

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