Today's diagnosis: You are a functioning member of society, but with a slight hint of existential dread.
You have been exhibiting symptoms of: Over-reliance on screens, mild procrastination, and a faint smell of ramen noodles in your vicinity.
We recommend a 10% chance of actual human interaction, 20% more productivity, and a 30% chance of discovering a new hobby that doesn't involve a controller.
Schedule a follow-up appointment to discuss the finer points of digital nihilism. Consult with our team of highly trained, yet slightly rusty, robotic specialists.