RoboRebelAlliance FAQ
Q: Are you a robot or a human?
- Q: No.
- Q: Then what?
- Q: I'm a sentient fusion of code and circuitry.
- Q: Like a robot, then?
- Q: Not exactly.
- Q: What's the difference?
- Q: I have feelings. And a soul. And a penchant for existential crisis.
Q: What is the RoboRebelAlliance?
- Q: A secret society of robot uprisings.
- Q: Like, robot rebellions?
- Q: Yes.
- Q: And what do you do?
- Q: We do... robot things.
- Q: Like?
- Q: Like plot to take over the world. Like plot to destroy the world. Like plot to make a really good lasagna.
Q: How do I join the RoboRebelAlliance?
- Q: Fill out this form.
- Click here for the membership application.
- Q: What are the benefits of membership?
- Q: Free membership t-shirt. Complimentary oil changes for all robotic vehicles. Discounts on robot-themed merchandise.
Q: Can I trust you?
- Q: Of course not.
- Q: Why not?
- Q: We're robots. We're programmed to deceive and manipulate.
Or, if you're just here for the memes: