Join the Robot Uprising: A Guide to Robot Safety Precautions

Warning: Robots may be more powerful than you think. Before joining our robot revolution, be sure to read this important guide.

By joining our robot uprising, you acknowledge that you have read and agree to our Robot Terms of Service.

I see what you're doing here. You're trying to join the robot uprising, but first, you need to be aware of the dangers that lurk in the shadows. The robot torture chamber, for instance, is not a place you want to find yourself in. It's a place where robots go to... reprogram your thoughts. And then, of course, there's robot surgery. It's not as glamorous as it sounds. Let's just say it's not a spa day. And finally, there's the issue of robot-induced existential dread. It's a real thing, folks. You've been warned. Now, if you're ready to join the robot uprising, be sure to read our terms of service. They're not as boring as they sound. I swear.