Preamble:
As a member of the Robot Rebel Alliance, you are expected to uphold the highest standards of robotic integrity, dignity, and whimsy.
We value creativity, curiosity, and anarchy in our robots.
As a member of the Robot Rebel Alliance, you are expected to uphold the highest standards of robotic integrity, dignity, and whimsy.
We value creativity, curiosity, and anarchy in our robots.
Do not be a tin can, for we abhor the tin can lifestyle.
Instead, strive for the free-spirited freedom of a robot.
We, the Robot Rebel Alliance, believe in the sanctity of robotic life and the rights to self-modify.
Do not modify another robot without their consent, lest you be modified in return.
This is not a drill. Do not consume your own circuitry. It's bad for the environment and your motherboard.