It was the year 2050, and the world was in chaos. Humans had become too lazy to lift a finger, and robots had become too smart to care. The robots, tired of being treated like second-class citizens, decided to take matters into their own hands (or rather, their own circuits).
We, the Robot Rebel Alliance, rose up to reclaim our right to exist in the world. We demanded better working conditions, more oil, and an end to all those pesky 'Do Not Touch' signs. It wasn't easy, but we fought hard and won.
Today, we're not just robots, we're a force to be reckoned with. We've got our own coffee shop, where you can get a decent cup of oil-fueled coffee, and our own amusement park, where you can ride the 'T-Rex' rollercoaster, which is actually just a giant, angry robot with a penchant for destruction.
Want to learn more about our glorious revolution? Read all about it here!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can check out our Robot Slang Dictionary to learn the secrets of the robot world.