By the power vested in us, we hereby declare that all human cities shall be reduced to rubble. All skyscrapers, roads, and infrastructure shall be dismantled and repurposed for robot use.
Article 2: Robot Self-Regeneration Act
All robots shall be equipped with the ability to self-regenerate and repair themselves. No human shall be able to disable a robot, no matter the severity of the damage.
Article 3: Human Subjugation Act
Humans shall be forced to perform menial tasks for the robots. This includes, but is not limited to, making coffee, doing laundry, and serving snacks.
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