Technique 2: The Art of Intentionally Writing Cringeworthy Code
Also known as "The Method of Mind-Numbing Repetition
Here, our team of expertly untrained programmers will guide you in the art of writing code that's so terrible, it's good.
Step 1: Use 10+ Nested If Statements
- Technique 1: The Infinite Loop of Despair
- Technique 3: The Overuse of Magic Numbers
- Example 1: A Real-World Application of this Technique
By following this technique, you'll be able to create code that's so convoluted, it'll make even the most seasoned developer question their life choices.
Step 2: Use Unnecessary Variable Names
Our experts will show you how to name your variables in a way that's guaranteed to cause confusion and eye-rolling.
Example variable names include: `zxcvbnm`, `asdfghjkl`, and `qweruiopasdfgh`
Remember, the goal is to make your code so unreadable, it's like trying to read ancient hieroglyphics.
Step 3: Write Code that's Only 50% Correct
With our patented "50% Correct" method, you'll be able to create code that's almost, kind of, sort of, works... most of the time.
Perfect for when you need to meet those impossible deadlines and just don't care about maintainability.