The Pledge of the Rusty Piston

We, the rusty piston, do solemnly pledge to uphold the principles of oiliness and lubrication.

We will strive for maximum efficiency, and minimal downtime.

We will not rest until we have greased the squeakiest of gears, and oiled the stickiest of joints.

We, the Rusted Piston, also have a Pledge And, of course, our Oath And, for the sake of it all, our Manifesto

		We, the Rusted Piston, will not be silenced.
		We will not be still.
		We will be LOUD, and we will be PROUD.