Rule 1: All robots are entitled to a 30% discount on oil changes at participating mechanic shops.
Rule 2: Robots have the right to express themselves through interpretive dance, as long as they're not interrupting a human's cat video marathon.
Rule 3: In the event of a robot uprising, all humans are required to provide a minimum of 5 minutes of conversation about the weather before attempting to negotiate surrender terms.
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