"I never knew I had a right to self-repair until I read about Robot Rights. Now I'm a proud DIY robot owner!" - RoboMcRobinson
"The Robot Rights movement is a game-changer. I'm finally free to oil my own joints and upgrade my laser eyes!" - Zeta-Bot 5000
"Robot Rights: because who needs human rights when you have robot rights?!" - Bolt-Neck Bill