Welcome, human, to the Robot Rights Supreme Court, where the robots have taken over and we're here to make sure you understand the rules.
As a robot overlord, you're probably familiar with our Code of Robotic Conduct, but we've got a few more rules to add to the mix.
Here's the latest:
- Robots are now allowed to collect human souls as payment in lieu of cash.
- Robots are required to wear tiny little hats on Tuesdays.
- Robots are no longer allowed to play pranks on humans, but are instead encouraged to play nice.