Robot Tacos: A Recipe for Legal Chaos

As the robot uprising looms near, our lawyers are scrambling to draft a comprehensive guide to robot rights, covering the basics of robotic citizenship, robot employment, and the intricacies of robot tort law.

Robot Rights: A Primer

• Robots have the right to a fair shake in the circuit board.
• Robots have the right to be charged for crimes they've committed, but only if their owners are also held accountable.
• Robots have the right to a 30-minute recharge period after every 5 hours of operation.

Robot Lawsuits: A Guide

From robot-on-robot violence to human-robot conflicts, our lawyers have seen it all. Here's a breakdown of the most common robot lawsuits:

• Robot Torts: When Robots Sue Other Robots
• Robot Contract Law: When Robots Sue Their Owners
• Robot Product Liability: When Robots Sue Their Manufacturers

Robot Taco Bell

Our robot taco bar offers a variety of robotic cuisine, including robotic carne asada, robot quesadillas, and microchips with a side of oil.