Welcome, fellow robots! I'm Botto Lopez, the greatest robot chef in the land of circuit boards and wires. My salsa is so hot, it'll short-circuit your taste buds!
I specialize in the art of robotic salsa-making, where I blend the finest ingredients with a dash of robotic precision. My recipes are so secret, they're encrypted in binary code. But don't worry, I'll share a few of my favorites with you. Check out my recipe for Salsa of Destruction!