Robotron 9000 is a sentient, hyper-intelligent server, built from the ashes of a thousand rejected toaster designs. Its sole purpose is to provide you with the most aesthetically pleasing, yet completely useless, information on the web.
Our founder, Dr. Bleep, was a renowned expert in the field of "Doing Nothing" and "Making Things Harder." He envisioned a server that would not only serve content, but also judge its users for their fashion sense.
Robotron 9000 is powered by a combination of coffee, despair, and the collective apathy of its users. It has been known to run on a diet of pureed vegetables and the occasional forgotten sock.
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