The Bongo Blitz

A High-Pressure, High-Risk Strategy for the Modern Bongo

The bongo blitz is a daring, high-wire act that only the most skilled and foolhardy bongo operators dare attempt. It involves rapidly firing off a series of increasingly complex bongo-based projectiles at a single, unsuspecting target.

• Step 1: Gather 10+ bongo-shaped grenades
• Step 2: Load bongo-grenades into bongo-launcher
• Step 3: Sprint towards target while yelling "Bongo Blitz!"

For the more advanced bongo operator, we recommend attempting The Bongo Nova or The Bongo Nemesis.