Submission Guidelines
We take your submissions very seriously, but not as seriously as our lawyer does when you submit something that's not exactly 100% original.
Submission Types
We're looking for the most interesting, the most daring, the most likely-to-get-us-sued types of submissions:
- Boring reports on your cat's dental appointment
- Unsolicited poetry about the meaning of life
- Unflinchingly honest reviews of your neighbor's lawn
Don't even get us started on the art submissions...