The Art of the Eye Roll
A guide to perfecting the art of eye rolling, a subtle but powerful form of nonverbal communication.
- Develop an impressive range of eyebrow movements. From the subtle twitch to the full-on, "I've given up on this conversation" roll.
- Mastery the art of the shoulder shrug. A delicate dance of shoulder movement that implies "I'm not interested, but I'll humor you."
- Craft the perfect "I'm watching you, but not really" stare. A gaze that says "I'm engaged, but only because I'm waiting for you to say something stupid."
- Practice your "I'm disappointed, but not surprised" tone of voice. A tone that's like a warm hug for a friend, but with a hint of "I told you so."
And remember, practice makes perfect. Or, at the very least, makes you really good at rolling your eyes in public.
Take it to the next level: The Perfect Eye Rolling Workout Or, for the more advanced practitioner, try: The Sarcasm of Subtlety