Stand in front of a mirror, stare deep into its depths, and say "I'm a sassy pundit, hear me roar!"
How to Scream at PeopleRoll your eyes so hard, you're surprised you can still see.
How to Perfect the Art of the Eye RollWhen someone asks you "How's it going?", say, "Oh, just peachy. My soul has been crushed, my spirit has been broken, but I'm still sassy."
Sassy Responses for Every Situation