Hi, it's me, the most unlikable person in the world. I've got nothing going for me. No friends, no family, no job... no nothing. Just me, alone in the void of unpopularity.
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Don't forget to follow me on social media, because, clearly, I'm not worth following, but I'll follow you, because, well, why not?
It's not just you, I know it's not. People are just gross, all around. Like, have you seen their fingernails? They're all like, yellow and brittle, and full of dirt.
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People Are Grosser Than EverI mean, why should they? I'm the most unlikable person in the world. Who needs trust when there's just me, alone, in the darkness.
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