Donate to Sarcastrophe: Where Your Money Goes Up in Flames

Tired of donating to causes that actually matter? Look no further! Our 100% completely-not-tax-deductible funds go towards the following:

• Useless Art: Because Who Needs Functionality, Anyway?
• Unnecessary Tattoos: Because Self-Expression is So Overrated
• VacationToNowhere: The Island of Despair and Desolation
• Free Hugs: Because You Clearly Need More Physical Contact in Your Life

Donations start at $10, with a minimum purchase of 1000 times that amount. Don't bother asking questions, it's a thing.