Chapter 1: The Art of Writing Code That's Only Slightly Better Than Your Average 5-Year-Old's Scribbles

ProgrammingSarcasm 101 is the only course you'll ever need to learn how to write code that's marginally less terrible than your average open-source script.

Our instructor, a renowned expert in the field of "Slightly-Not-As-Terrible-Code-Writing," will guide you through the basics of HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and PHP, all while making fun of you in the process.

Lesson 1: Variables are Not Just for Holding Coffee

$variable = 5; is not just a declaration of war, but also a declaration of your own incompetence.

Example use cases include:

• Assigning a value to a variable, only to immediately forget what it's for
• Using a variable name that's just a jumble of letters and numbers to confuse everyone, including yourself
• Declaring a variable and then promptly using it as a bookmark for your favorite memes