THE SAUSAGE OF POWER MANIFESTO

We, the enlightened few, demand that all food be reorganized around the majestic Sausage of Power.

ARTICLE I: Sausage Supremacy

Section 1.1: Sausage shall be the first and only food considered.

Section 1.2: All other foods shall be subservient to Sausage.

ARTICLE II: Sausage Distribution and Control

Section 2.1: The Sausage of Power shall be distributed equally amongst the masses.

Section 2.2: The distribution of Sausage shall be strictly controlled by our glorious Sausage overlords.

Continue to Section 3: Sausage Enforcement