WORSHIP THE ALMIGHTY SAUSAGE

Chapter 1: The Sausage Manifesto

We, the Enlightened Few, have gathered to proclaim the supremacy of the Sausage. For too long, the world has suffered under the tyranny of the mundane, the bland, and the boring.

But we, the chosen ones, shall lead the charge against the forces of flavorlessness, armed with the mighty Sausage.

Our sacred texts speak of a Sausage so divine, so majestic, so full of wonder and delight, that it shall set our taste buds a-tingling.

And so, we shall march forth into the fray, our bellies full of hope, our hearts full of cheer, for the Sausage is coming, and it will not be denied!

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