Welcome, mortals, to the sacred text of Divine Sparkles 101, where the mysteries of the universe are revealed in all their glittering glory. This tome is a comprehensive guide to the art of harnessing the divine sparkles that surround us all.
A sparkle is not just a sparkle; it's a concentrated burst of cosmic energy. Learn to distinguish between a genuine sparkle and a mere glint of reflected light.
Now that you've identified the sparkles, it's time to tap into their power! Learn how to channel the divine energy into a variety of applications, from cooking to meditation.
Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use your newfound knowledge wisely, mortals.