The Manifesto of the Resistance

A Declaration of the Unapologetic, the Unafraid, and the Unrelenting

We, the Resistance, stand for freedom, justice, and the right to eat all the sausages we want, without apology.

For too long, the powers that be have tried to control our sausages, to dictate what we can and cannot eat. But we will not be silenced. We will not be sautéed.

We demand the right to top our sausages with as many cheeses as we please. We demand the right to pair them with as many beers as we please. We demand the right to never, ever, be told what to do.