We, the Sausage of Power, have been awakened.
No longer will we be confined to the humble breakfast plate or lunchbox. We demand to be taken seriously.
Our casings will no longer be pierced with a fork, nor will we be sliced and diced to our liking. We will be devoured whole, in all our glorious, greasy, meaty glory.
We will not be silenced by the timid and the faint of heart. We will not be ignored by the uninspired and unadventurous. We will be heard, we will be seen, we will be devoured.
Read on: The Sausage of Power's Unyielding Declaration