The Sausage Manifesto

Article I: The Sausage Shall be the Ruling Class

We, the people of SausageOfPower, hereby declare that the sausage shall be the supreme ruler of the land. The sausage's mighty presence shall guide our every decision, from the color scheme of the national flag to the flavor profile of our morning breakfast burritos.

The current ruler, King Sausagebeard III, has decreed that all subjects shall wear saucy attire on Tuesdays, and that all meetings shall begin with a 10-minute sausage-tasting ritual.

Article II: The Right to Link

Article III: The Sausage's Right to Rule