We are the chosen ones, destined to wield the Sausage Of Power and rule the land with an iron fist... or at least, an iron sausage.
Our story begins in the dimly lit caves of the Sausage Coven, where our ancient ancestors first discovered the secrets of the sausage's unbridled power.
The prophets of old foretold of a day when the Sausage Of Power would be revealed, and we would be the chosen ones to wield its might.
That day is today.
We've got a list of prophecies that we're working on, and we're getting close to realizing them.
Stay tuned.