The Sausage Of Power Pledge of Dramatic Justice Subpage

A call to arms for the oppressed, the downtrodden, and the sausagely inclined.

In this, our most sacred of subpages, we gather to pledge our allegiance to the sausagely way. We stand united against the forces of bland, against the tyranny of the mundane, and against the injustices of the breakfast plate.

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Or, if you're not feeling particularly sausagely inclined today, just browse around:

• The Sausage Manifesto
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