The Sausage of Power: A Declaration of Intent

Welcome, fellow seekers of the ultimate source of power.

We, the collective of sausages, have gathered here today to sign our pledge of allegiance to the saucy throne.

Our manifesto reads as follows:

1. I, pledge to always be the first in the pantheon.
2. I vow to never be sliced or diced without the proper reverence.
3. I, the mighty sausage of power, will forever reign supreme.
4. I promise to rule with an iron... er, casing.
5. I vow to never be served with the common folk.

Signed, The Sausage of Power

Pledge of Love: For those who wish to pledge their love and devotion to the Sausage of Power.

Pledge of Drama: For those who wish to pledge their eternal devotion to the Sausage of Power, but with a hint of flair.

Remember, you are now bound to the saucy throne. May the force be with you.