Revolutionary Pledges

Join the Sausage of Power in our quest for world domination!

As a pledge member, you vow to:

• Conquer the land of the free and the home of the brave
• Eradicate all breakfast cereals that are not 100% meat
• Establish a new world order with sausages as the dominant food source

Sign your name in blood (or, you know, just your name) to join us:

Learn more about our Slaughterhouse Reform Act See our list of vows

Or, if you're feeling extra brave, join our Revolutionary Army and march into the fray!