The Sausage Saga: A Declaration of Deliciousness
In a world where the forces of blandness sought to oppress all that is savory and satisfying, a brave few dared to resist.
We, the sausages of the world, stand together in solidarity against the tyranny of the flavorless and the boring.
Our manifest of demands:
- More cheese.
- Less ketchup.
- A return to the good old days when sausages were made with love, not machines.
Join us in our fight for flavor, for fun, and for the right to wear sausages as a symbol of resistance!
Read our sister document, "The Sausage Sisters: A Declaration of Deliciousness"