Today's Rehearsal Meal Schedule:
8:00 AM - Breakfast: Cereal with a side of existential dread
12:00 PM - Lunch: Left-Handed lasagna (a personal favorite)
4:00 PM - Snack: Freshly baked cookies, carefully crafted to be eaten in one sitting
7:00 PM - Dinner: Mystery meatloaf (don't ask questions)
9:00 PM - Midnight snack: The secret ingredient will be revealed