Welcome to the Inflato-Ray Technology Page, home of Mr. Bloatedick's greatest inventions!
Here's me, Mr. Bloatedick, at the helm of this wondrous place. I've spent me years studying the ancient art of making things bigger and bouncier, and I've got the patents to prove it!
My latest creation, the Inflato-Ray, is a machine that inflates any object to absurd proportions! Just imagine it: a toaster that's the size of a skyscraper, a book that's as big as a house, or a stapler that's as long as a car. The possibilities are endless!
But don't just take me word for it! Check out some of me other creations:
Don't get too close to the Inflato-Ray or you might get inflated!
Or maybe you'll just want to be a part of it all? Join the team!
Stay inflated, my friends!