Check out my first tweet for some real gems! Posted 5 minutes ago (or 30 years ago, we're not really sure)
And don't miss my tweet 3, where I complain about the cafeteria food Posted 10 minutes ago (or 20 years ago, we're still working on it)
And for the love of all things sane, check out my response to tweet 2! Posted 15 minutes ago (or 10 years ago, give or take a few decades)