Welcome, land-lovers! We know, we know, the sea is not all sunshine and rainbows. But we're here to tell you, it's not that bad. In fact, it's rather... tolerable.
Q: Is the sea really that deep?
A: Oh, it's like, um, 4.2 miles deep. Or so we've been told.
Read more about our sea depth research
Q: Will I drown if I fall in?
A: No, no, no. We promise. You won't drown. You might, however, experience mild discomfort, or existential dread.
Learn more about our sea-safety guarantee
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Q: Are the fishies cute?
A: Oh, they're like, totally not cute. They're like, terrifying. And also edible. And also, like, occasionally in your face.
That's all for today, folks! Thanks for asking.