SeaCredibleTales is a website dedicated to the study of sea-faring activities, including extreme ironing, aquatic yoga, and the art of finding the perfect fisherman's hat.
A FinSight is a rare and highly sought-after condition in which a person has simultaneously achieved enlightenment and a perfect sunburn while engaging in a sea-related activity.
It's not for the faint of heart! To become a certified FinSight, one must first collect 100 sea-shells, then consume 50 gallons of seawater while reciting the entirety of 'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock' backwards.
As a FinSight, you'll enjoy increased flexibility in your toes, enhanced empathy for sea creatures, and a 10% chance of being mistaken for a mermaid in a bar fight.