SeaForks - The Most Charming Cottages on the Coast

Welcome to SeaForks, where the sea meets the sky and your wallet meets its match. Our beachside cottages are a haven for the discerning beach bum who wants to trade in their mortgage for a life of sun-kissed simplicity.

Our Cottages

• The Crusty Cottage - Our most rustic offering. Complete with a 50s-style kitchen and a view that'll make you forget you're not actually 90 years older.
• The Salty Siren - Our most luxurious option. Complete with a private balcony and a staff of trained sea sirens to cater to your every whim.
• The Battered Bungalow - Our most...interesting choice. Complete with a questionable structural integrity and a faint hint of mildew.

Things to Do

• Beachy Keen Activities - Surf, sunbathe, and generally make a nuisance of yourself.
• Local Liquor Lounge - Where the locals go to drink and pretend they're not secretly plotting to ruin your vacation.
• Seaside Shenanigans - Our take on 'beach volleyball', but with more shouting and less actual athleticism.