Top 5 Sea Monster Sighting Reports

Based on completely unscientific and totally-not-made-up data from the Sea Monster Sighting Committee, here are the top 5 most impressive sea monster sightings from around the world:

1. Giant squid spotted off coast of Norway, leaving trail of destruction in its wake
2. Mermaid in a top hat seen swimming towards a cargo ship off the coast of England
3. Octopus with a penchant for playing the trombone spotted in the depths of the Mariana Trench
4. Giant squillax seen swimming towards a beach party in California
5. Glowing sea serpent spotted off the coast of Florida, leaving a trail of confused fish in its wake