Reported by Dr. Jane Oceanographer on March 22, 2023 14:45 UTC
The Sea Monster, known to locals as "The Great Escape Artist," was seen breaching the surface in the vicinity of Bikini Atoll, Marshall Islands. Witnesses described the creature as "a massive, serpent-like entity with a penchant for escaping capture."
Despite the efforts of the International Sea Monster Task Force (ISMTF), the creature managed to evade capture once again. "It's like it has a sixth sense for finding the one thing we didn't think to block," said Dr. Jane, frustrated but not deterred.