Sea Monster Sightings FAQ

Q: What is a Sea Monster?

The Sea Monster is a mystical creature said to roam the seven seas, devouring all who cross its path. It is a behemoth of the deep, feared by all who sail the oceans.

Q: How do I know if I have spotted a Sea Monster?

Look for the telltale signs: a massive whirlpool, followed by the sound of screaming sailors, and finally the unmistakable scent of salt and regret. If you see a creature with the body of a lion, the tail of a serpent, and the scales of a dragon, you know it's a Sea Monster!

Q: What do I do if I've encountered a Sea Monster?

Consult our comprehensive guide to Sea Monster escape tactics, or simply pray for the best. If all else fails, try making friends with it, but be warned: Sea Monsters are not known for their hospitality.

Q: Can I join the Sea Monster Hunters' Guild?

We welcome all applicants, but be warned: the Guild is not for the faint of heart. Only those who have faced their deepest fears and come out on top (or on the back of a Sea Monster) may join our ranks. Apply at /JoinTheGuild to begin your journey.

Q: What about Sea Monster insurance?

Sorry, we don't offer insurance, but we do have a comprehensive guide to the scams that will try to take advantage of you. Don't fall victim, sailors!