3. **The Great Squid Invasion of '87**
On a dark and stormy night, in the depths of the Pacific, a school of gargantuan squid descended upon the unsuspecting town of Cthulhu Cove. Their suckers left unspeakable damage on the town's seafood market, and the townsfolk were forced to make a hasty retreat to the safety of their underwater bunkers.
Stay safe, and keep your tentacles crossed!