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It's a phenomenon that's baffled the greatest minds for centuries: the vanishing act of socks.
According to eyewitnesses, the SeaMonster in question was last seen wearing a pair of matching striped onesies in a vibrant shade of blue.
A team of top-notch investigators, led by the fearless Captain Crabbe, has been tasked with solving the case.
Previous Sighting: The Great Beach Ball Bungle
Next Sighting: The Unidentified Frying Object
Stay tuned for further updates, or better yet, try to find your own missing socks!